The Bohemian Chemist
Inspired by the “vintage apothecaries of yesteryear,” The Bohemian Chemist captures the quintessential magnificence of cannabis and shares it with the world. Their flower is grown on the Sugar Hill Farm, enriched with sunshine and cooled with maritime winds. And it becomes apparent with euphoric highs that feel familiar and deeply rooted.
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Pre-rolls
This mixture of Tropical Treat and Sour Cookies flower is grown on a farm in Philo, CA. The Bohemian chemist has blended two of their favorite cultivars in a Giggle Smoke that will elevate your mood with an uplifting and cerebral daytime experience. With the aromatics of deep earthy undertones and citrus high notes, we think this is the perfect blend to unwind and simply enjoy with others.
Flower
Watermelon Rancher
Locally bred by Blazing Oaks Farms in Mendocino County, Watermelon Rancher placed in the top 20 at The Emerald Cup in 2015 and first place in Best of Harvest 2016. This hybrid is a favorite at Sugar Hill Farm, where and is grown almost every season. One of the most fragrant cultivars, there is a bold fruitiness with deep tropical flavors. With 2.35% terpenes and an even distribution of Myrcene - b Caryophyllene - limonene. It is a wonderful daytime high that is uplifting as well as relaxing.
Chocolate Turnover
This locally bred indica cultivar is a mellow and relaxing one for sure. Chocolate Turnover is a cross between 1980s Anderson Valley Early Girl and Boil Over which has a strong Kush lineage. With just under 20% total cannabinoids and 17% THC, this is an easy, mellow smoke. Great for relaxing and not overwhelming the quiet of the evening, the flavor runs through and through on this one with over 3% terpenes.
OG Kush
The name of this legendary cultivar has recognition even outside of the cannabis world. Despite its fame, though, its exact origins remain a mystery. Some claim that it’s a cross between staple Chemdawg and a hardy Hindu Kush landrace. The meaning of its name is also disputed—the “OG” has been alternately said to stand for: “original gangster,” connoting its status as an old-school building block strain; “the ocean has grown,” about its origin along the California coast. This is a potent Indica dominant cultivar that will offer deep relaxation.
Saturn Citrus
With African Orange and Super Lemon Haze as parents, you just need to close your eyes and find yourself walking through a blooming citrus grove. One of our amazing performers this season, this 2%+ terpene-rich sativa is a truly mellow uplifting experience. With an 18-20% THC potency, this is your enjoyable smoke that will enhance any occasion without leaving you catatonic.
Mini packs
Giggle Smokes
Introducing the latest annual blend of some of the favorites from Sugar Hill Farm. This is the 2021- 2022 Giggle Smokes that is sure to bring on smiles and laughter. A special mix of Saturn Citrus and Tropical treat this full-flavored sativa blend of all flower is very aromatic. We also used a bit of cultivar-specific Saturn Citrus kief to add an experiential depth to flower the farm flower.
Vapes
Bees Knees
We couldn’t be more in love with this cartridge. With a terpene profile in the 12% range and coming from one of our favorite cultivars, Watermelon Rancher, this is truly the Bees Knees for live resin. Full of flavor, euphoria and creativity, the experience is smooth and not overwhelming. Added bonus in testing from our team … no munchies!
Dew Dropper
Dew-dropper is named after a 1920’s expression for someone who sits around, referencing the relaxing chilling effect this indica dominant oil from the Golden Lotus flower provides. The high terpene levels come through from the full spectrum extraction process.
Noodle Juice
Noodle Juice is rich in terpenes and flavor this sativa dominant oil is from the late harvest flowers at Sugar Hill Farm. Uplifting and stimulating, Noodle Juice will provide a creative and energizing mood.
Very Berries
Coming from Sour Cookies which is a cultivar grown most seasons, this live resin has some of the best of what a sativa can offer. With total cannabinoid testing just above 70%, this is a comfortable and enjoyable toke for the most discerning connoisseur. Uplifting, cerebral, and energizing without the paranoid effects.
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